vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 22, 2024

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Phoenix vacuum

The act of going down on on a mans testicals, witch are coverd in shit and sucking the shit so hard that it comes out the other persons ass.

He just got Phoenix vacuum'ed

by MightyLump September 15, 2010

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When someone sucks snot and boogers out of your nose while you are sitting down.

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To die by being exposed to a hard vacuum environment, usually space.

Some aliens were trying to board my ship, so I vented the airlock and made them drink vacuum.

by Izackmaniac February 01, 2024

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A noun describing those notoriously good as an anilingus.

by PabloDeNoches February 28, 2021

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A person employed by an association who doesn't work and expends resources.

SN Arnie is a resource vacuume; he still isn't qualified.

by ♤♡◇♧621 March 17, 2023

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"yeah Linda gave me the devil's vacuum last night at her place"

by devilsvacuum June 27, 2022

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