-Verb - To Vortube someone is to continuously show them streams of online videos preventing them from leaving the room or doing any thing productive.
Usually the videos are completely unrelated and/or bunterous but the victim does not leave the room, mostly out of pity for the person showing them.
Usually the videos are completely unrelated and/or bunterous but the victim does not leave the room, mostly out of pity for the person showing them.
Jamie: "Oh man, I just got Vortubed and I have an essay due tomorrow"
Phillip: "Oh no, how long did it last this time? ..."
Phillip: "Oh no, how long did it last this time? ..."
by Kennaez June 4, 2011
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(both figuratively and literally)
In 2007 Jared Kushner bought his satanic palace at 666 Fifth Ave. In 2011, 2 years after marrying Ivanka Trump, Vornado Realty Trust became 50% equity partner of the building. Jared now sitting high as his father-in-law, Donald Trump has appointed him in charge of brokering peace in the middle east and destroying ISIS (please read spearheading a religious war). America finds that corruption has been chewing on the insides of it's ass for years...milk and honey for everyone!
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(both figuratively and literally)
In 2007 Jared Kushner bought his satanic palace at 666 Fifth Ave. In 2011, 2 years after marrying Ivanka Trump, Vornado Realty Trust became 50% equity partner of the building. Jared now sitting high as his father-in-law, Donald Trump has appointed him in charge of brokering peace in the middle east and destroying ISIS (please read spearheading a religious war). America finds that corruption has been chewing on the insides of it's ass for years...milk and honey for everyone!
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The Voice of Russia Tornado of Realty
David, while quite the Democrat, didn't notice the reverse Vornado he received late one afternoon men times.
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That act of performing fellatio with an ice in one's mouth and swallowing the semen and whole ice cube in one go.
So last night, Wendy came over and she tried to do a polar vortex but she sneezed and it came out her nose.
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