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Certified pedofile

Dude look at Mathew squires

Making fun of others yet he’s a certified pedofile.

Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans community yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE not only that he’s on the Austin list beware watch out hide your kids man. Not to mention. Austin serial killer suspect list
Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans gender, yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE.
by 2pacsback1990 August 12, 2024
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Certified Aagster

A certified lover and loyal fan of the most glorious Aag4, owner of the precious Sky Kingdoms server—the best Minecraft server ever. These elite followers are known for their unwavering support, admiration, and dedication to Aag4 and the Sky Kingdoms community.
"I’ve been playing on Sky Kingdoms since day one, and I’m always first to defend Aag4’s honor in any debate—no doubt about it, I’m a certified aagster."
by notnutella August 19, 2024
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certifiedlarp

sexiest remorse member and also runs the doxxing branch shinyo
certifiedlarp is such a lil cutie pie >.<
by certifiedlarp October 7, 2023
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Vendified

To receive gratification or approval for an action, thought or idea.
Melissa was vendified in her ability to cook scalloped potatoes.
by Ohlundsmistress October 11, 2023
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Certified Waffler

A certified waffler is someone who waffles so much that they could practically have a degree in it.

Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.
Girl: Tells a long pointless and irrelevant story : "...So that is why I didnt reply to any of your texts for the past week!"

Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"
by SommerRayyy December 11, 2023
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veggified

fuck a man so hard his balls and life force are drained
OG 1: Nigga Aileen done veggified Jerome
OG 2: I heard. Mf got fucked for 14 hours
by Grasstoucher9000 December 22, 2023
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certified mieszko classic

Sytuacja spawnująca sie kiedy frekwencja jest w okolicach 40-50%
- twoja matka grozi ci wypisaniem z mieszka/przepisaniem do szkoły publicznej
- jesli dalej nie bedziesz chodzic do szkoly to nie bede tyle kurwa placic
- od jutra idziesz do osemki xd
>certified mieszko classic
by niemozliwe January 15, 2024
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