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welsh valley middle school

oh god, welsh valley, welsh valley....where do i even fucking start. this is directed at specifically 7th and 8th grade bc 6th and 5th grade is so innocent and cute. rich lululemon girls who make tiktoks in the bathroom dancing thinking they look cute and shit but they look slow asf. they block the sink not caring who comes in, i mean anything for tiktok popularity 🤪. they put less popular girls down to feed their insanely large ego. then the short 4’10 jewish guys who will slam you against a radiator at lunch for a bag of chips and the ‘teachers’ dont fucking care. wear the cringiest shit ever. like the girls, guys put less popular guys down too, but also girls. theyre literally so misogynistic and sexist along with racism and homophobia. if u see a couple in the hallway or at lunch, just trust me, dont root for them, theyll break up in a week bc one of them liked an opposite gender’s tiktok. and the teachers. terrible. especially the monitors. they be staring at u like some pedo (which they probably are) and are VERY biased towards the popular kids, like if the popular kid bullies the quiet kid, the monitors be like oh this is just a regular day at welsh valley (ohio). but quiet kid defends themselves a little they get sent to the office and get an in-school suspension for the week. welsh valley is a truly messed up place.
parent: i went to welsh valley middle school as a kid. it was so fun!!
lil 5th grade me abt to go into 6th grade: aLr i bElIevE u
me now: oh dear
by mymathteachersaburden December 5, 2022
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Smithson Valley High School

Where tobacco chewing, big truck driving, boot wearing, cow raising hicks go to school.
See those kids in this cowboy hats with dip rings on there jeans pocket... yea they go to Smithson Valley High School.
by reagan goer December 29, 2010
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Central Valley Academy

Highly looked at school in the area merged within two towns. CVA is a beautiful school with new renovations happening all the time. Although the school is nice and the programs are amazing, the kids inside are not as great. There are a plethora of horse girls, confederate hicks, and nicotine addicts. It isn’t CVA without a banger filled with drugs and alcohol. Also, the group of kids who stand outside of the property smoking cigs. Teachers run from the school in packs quitting left and right. The girls are known to be thots and the boys are nothing great to look at. You’ll see balls filled with baggy sweatpants, spaghetti straps, crocs, cva windbreakers, confederate flag attire, and messy buns/mullets galore. The smell of hot Cheetos and BO waft through the halls as fights erupt in the cafeteria/classroom.
Oh your from Central Valley Academy you must be a thot
by skinnypenis0129 July 18, 2019
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silicone valley

Look at that chick's ugly tattoo in her silicone valley!
by roarkfish July 17, 2006
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Long Valley

Long Valley is a town in Morris County. Long Valley is also know as the "LV". LV lies in one of the wealthiest countys in NJ. LV is half farmland/working class and fucking rich ass people. In long valley you either live in "the valley" or "the mountain". The kids who live in the big "LV" are usually assholes but we love them anyway. Long Valley is mainly all white and the minoritys act white. LV kids drink and smoke weed for fun, and like to throw house parties that get broken up in an hour cuz LV cops are douchebags. If you live in long valley you probably went to West Morris Central. Long valley is horribly boring and if you want to go anywhere besides the general store you have to go into Hackettstown. The highschool parking lot is filled with BMWS, Audis, Hummers, while some cars are shitty mainly. Usually the wealthier kids like on the "mountain". LV is boring but if your from Long Valley your fucking proud, because one is for sure, with only a general store in our entire town we know how to have a fucking good time!
" I live on the Mountain in Long Valley"
" Kids from Long Valley are rich pricks!!"
by LVqueen July 30, 2008
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stardew valley

A farming simulator that has dating sim elements. Aka a great game.
I can't figure out the best summer crop in Stardew Valley.
I think I'll marry Sebastian in this run.
by Kirsale May 9, 2018
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blue valley west

School full of a bunch of entitled white kids who drive their mommy and daddies cars and believe the world owes them everything.
Wow those kids at blue valley west are rude.
by westsux August 31, 2017
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