Valdesed

When one is playing in goal in football, and a shot is too accurate and too powerful for you to even attempt at diving for it. It was originated from Victor Valdes.

(Callum shoots)
(Rory is beaten and doesn't dive for it)
David: "Noooo...you just got Valdesed..."

by cfabw September 13, 2011

Vahiding

When literally couldn't care less about if you are spoiling a movie, a tv show, a play or anything else that needs spoiling. It's more important to you that you tell what happens to your crowd of friends and colleagues than them enjoying the movie, tv show or play without spoilers.

- Did you see the dragons killing everyone last night?

- STOP VAHIDING, VAHID!

by sebsab August 18, 2017

valdivia

People under the last name VALDIVIA are most likely to become supermodels

Sara: what’s your last name?
Daisy: VALDIVIA
Sara: Chile you’re a supermodel

by Chile... November 3, 2020

Male Validation

A woman who would rather listen to some man’s comment about herself than listening to her best friend. The kind of girl that seems shy at first and as soon as a guy talks to her she is the most outgoing person. She tries to be like a little helpless girl in front of all her guy friends, because many boys easily fall for that. Don’t be like that, because you’re being a real pain in the ass for all your girlfriends.

A girl that needs Male validation is someone that can’t stand it if you have the attention of boys on you, so she does whatever is needed in order to get their attention. Even if that means to hurt you.

by Sophie64 February 27, 2022

Validus

Member of the Fatal Five
A savage giant with raw strength on the level of Superman
Noted for having no visible eyes and a see thru panel over his brain.
Hinted at being the kidnapped son of Lightning Lad and Saturn Girl (TLSH Annual #3 (1984)

Validus struck Mon-el with his Mental Lightning

by slic May 13, 2005

vagideo

Videos of the inside of a woman's vagina. Often confused with nudes.

I sent my boyfriend a vagideo, it was tasteful.

by Ellieeeee252 May 5, 2017

Valdemar Kovalionok

Person who is being secretly watched.

Jack: I’m stalking Emily’s Instagram. Today I want to go after her to hers house.
Kris: Oh, so we can call her “Valdemar Kovalionok”

by Kolyalol November 8, 2021