Salty Vacation

Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.

My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation

by Zalranzar June 27, 2017

vacation hoe

A girl you meet on vacation who thirsts for your dick and teases you and sends nudes knowing that you're on the other side of the world and nothing can be done.

Guy 1: Bro, this girl I met a few months ago from my trip to Europe is still constantly sending me nudes and flirting with me on Snapchat.

Guy 2: What a vacation hoe.

by zaelthus November 29, 2017

vacation dick

A dick that you don't get too often, but is large in the moment; when you are home, ain't all that.

Yo I flew to Baltimore and had some vacation dick but dude tried to hit me up back in miami and I was like "naw."

by lightbloodbathchristmasdudeyup June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.

Omg my friend Hayden has a 10 inch dick. The best vacation dick I've ever had. Such a shooter too.

by bottom_boy June 17, 2016

vacation dick

Large to the point of dangerous.

Leaves you sore but happy.

Got with a guy on holiday to Rome. He really slammed me with a brilliant vacation dick

by Lukeadams June 17, 2016

vacation dick

The dick that is so big its memorable just like a vacation

You would have to think that Shaq has vacation dick

by Dckboy June 17, 2016

vacation dick

That dick that is big as fuck.. So big that you can only take it for the weekend or however long you're on vacation

"Met this guy while on vacation he definitely had vacation dick"

by @milkchocolate31 June 17, 2016