A poorly written series about a sparkly mosquito who falls head-over heels in love with a thoughtless uninteresting girl. Incidentally, written by a stay-at-home mom who *probably watches soap operas all day* had a dream about a sparkling vampire and thought she'd write it down with help from her dictionary as she inserts as many "intelligent" words in one sentence as humanly possible, with no regard for actual structure or wordiness.
She needed a few bucks, so she sent it in to a publisher, after she decided to build on the story (minimally- she has no creativity) and do a rip off idea of Vampire Diaries, with the exception that her vampires sparkle- in which, nobody really cares that this makes no sense; being that vampires should have some sort of weakness. Identifying them because they sparkle does not give the rest of the world much of a chance, does it? In which case, the case should be that most of the world are vampires, because who would stand a chance against a super fast, blood-sucking creature that can come out at all times of the day?
There's no plot point, substance or character development. Basically, It's like the perfect Teenage scenario, in which your parents are so clueless you can do anything you want!
Definition: "Twilight" is the bleakness of the mind. The utter lack of judgment of the people buying this tripe.
She needed a few bucks, so she sent it in to a publisher, after she decided to build on the story (minimally- she has no creativity) and do a rip off idea of Vampire Diaries, with the exception that her vampires sparkle- in which, nobody really cares that this makes no sense; being that vampires should have some sort of weakness. Identifying them because they sparkle does not give the rest of the world much of a chance, does it? In which case, the case should be that most of the world are vampires, because who would stand a chance against a super fast, blood-sucking creature that can come out at all times of the day?
There's no plot point, substance or character development. Basically, It's like the perfect Teenage scenario, in which your parents are so clueless you can do anything you want!
Definition: "Twilight" is the bleakness of the mind. The utter lack of judgment of the people buying this tripe.
Twilight readers would think the following good literature: Today I woke up, instead of not waking up, which sometimes happens I guess. I gazed into the mirror, gazing at all of my flaws that I saw in the mirror. I was getting older, I was quite sure that those wrinkles had not been there the night before when i had been with Edward-- I knew that there was no way Edward would even care about me if I was old and ugly- he preferred perfect looking girls. Perhaps it was my longing for him, that had caused my forehead to crease so, or perhaps because pale skin wrinkles more... Of course, Edward wouldn't care that I was ugly, just so long as I smelled good. Besides, perhaps the day would come when another weird and strange boy would invite me all alone to go walk into the woods, so that we could lay in the flowers, and that's it. I decided not to go to school, because education is not important. I knew in my heart, my soul, that I was Edward's slave forever. The thought of worshiping and giving my whole life for him was extremely appealing. Dad, mom, her boyfriend, my non-entity friends and Jacob didn't matter. I was forever, and irrevocably his, for all eternity.
by geminimoon December 25, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. The story of an emotionally disturbed girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality, with pedophilic undertones.
Edward: Ancient Vampire.
Jacob: Werewolf.
Bella: Human girl.
Bonus: Jacob falls in love with Bella's baby... While it's still a baby.
Twilight is the product of a seriously repressed mind.
Jacob: Werewolf.
Bella: Human girl.
Bonus: Jacob falls in love with Bella's baby... While it's still a baby.
Twilight is the product of a seriously repressed mind.
by kyrieleison September 25, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. Person - z0mg i l0v3 tWiLiGhT!111ONE!!1!!1!ONEONE!!1!shift!!!23!#!
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by sarah delana August 25, 2008
Get the Twilightermug. to take something previously cool and/or dark and mass share/produce it and completely ruin the fun/coolness of it,
like taking a dark murderous creature like a vampire and throwing glitter on them and spreading them around the tween world. They twilighted the Konami code by spreading it around as the facebook trick and "omg it will totally work, if it does repost this!."
by tatertotpixie November 17, 2009
Get the twilightedmug. A book, that people either really like, or hate with a passion. It is written by Stephenie Meyer, and is about a vampire, Edward Cullen, who falls in love with Bella Swan, a human .
It was made into a really sucsessful film in 2008.
Everyone is really obsessed with it, even if they hate it. They will try to search for every bad thing about it, and spend lots of time making a 'I hate Twilight' website, when they could just ignore it, and get on with their lives.
They also try to make fun of Twilight fans, saying they are 'Really fat and pathetic' or are Emo. This isn't true.
Some Twilight fans know Edward isn't real, and is weird and stalker-like. People don't know this. They also think Bella tried to kill herself in New Moon. She didn't.
It was made into a really sucsessful film in 2008.
Everyone is really obsessed with it, even if they hate it. They will try to search for every bad thing about it, and spend lots of time making a 'I hate Twilight' website, when they could just ignore it, and get on with their lives.
They also try to make fun of Twilight fans, saying they are 'Really fat and pathetic' or are Emo. This isn't true.
Some Twilight fans know Edward isn't real, and is weird and stalker-like. People don't know this. They also think Bella tried to kill herself in New Moon. She didn't.
Person 1: Oh my God! I hate Twilight!
Person 2: I know! I saw your 'I hate Twilight' website! Its really good!
Person 3: No! Twilight is AMAZING!
Person 4: Yeah, I know you idiots!
Person 5: All of you just shut up! Stop obsessing over it!
Person 2: I know! I saw your 'I hate Twilight' website! Its really good!
Person 3: No! Twilight is AMAZING!
Person 4: Yeah, I know you idiots!
Person 5: All of you just shut up! Stop obsessing over it!
by APersonWhosNameIsUsedBySomeone April 11, 2010
Get the twilightmug. 
by Heavenlymo May 26, 2009
Get the Twilightmug.