Vitamin Trumpet

A nickname for your nose when snorting drugs.

"hey dude how should I use these drugs?"

"use your vitamin trumpet"

by theantiscro May 11, 2014

Chubby Trumpet

When you wrap bacon around your penis, and a woman gives you a blowjob. While giving you a blowjob, she "plays" your penis like a trumpet while eating the bacon simultaneously.

Man,I begged my girl to give me a Chubby Trumpet last night. Sadly, she said no.

by Space Cowboy Jones March 18, 2015

Trumpet Tongue

The act of blowing brass (playing trumpet) on anothers anus.

Johnny: I gave my gf a rimjob last night and she really liked it.

Rob:Did you end up doing Trumpet Tongue?

Johnny: I blew her brass better than she blew me.

by Ballsackagewea September 25, 2014

Krispy trumpet

After sex or masturbation when your penis is covered in dried semen and then you achieve another erection.

I passed out after jerking myself off to the JC Penny catalog and woke find myself staring at the lingerie section and got a krispy trumpet.

by Krispy trumpet February 1, 2020

Gooey Trumpet

When you fart and cum at the same time

me and amber were going at it so hard that i blew the gooey trumpet

by jayareaye April 16, 2014

Ass trumpeter

A misguided fool who repeats and spreads the lies and misinformation of an uneducated buffoon.

After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.

by dj power punch October 17, 2020

trumpet fumble

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017