wolf trumpet

A loud parping sound with a rising and falling pitch, directed towards someone to express sexual attraction or admiration, when said someone is so sexually attractive that a mere whistle is not sufficient.

"Fuck me! She's so hot, she deseves a wolf trumpet!"

by Shortyellowscienceteacher December 22, 2016

sunday trumpet

When you blow your nose after a weekend long cocaine bender.

Larissa : *blows nose*
Brian: Ahhhh, the sweet sound of the Sunday trumpet.

by Dillydilly803 November 19, 2017

Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.

D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."

by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023

air trumpet

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.

Matt was adept at the air trumpet in the office... but the rest of his colleagues wished he wouldn't play it so much.

by GingerArch December 20, 2013

Sweaty trumpet

Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.

After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.

by The Gerk July 13, 2010

Krispy trumpet

After sex or masturbation when your penis is covered in dried semen and then you achieve another erection.

I passed out after jerking myself off to the JC Penny catalog and woke find myself staring at the lingerie section and got a krispy trumpet.

by Krispy trumpet February 1, 2020

stink trumpet

your ass, letting loose a fart

Oh my god, was that your stink trumpet that let loose in the elevator?

by easy al April 10, 2022