on a tear

a string of behaviour that is compulsive and devient. the bahaviour is typically of an "adult" nature such as drinking, screwing, swearing.

Jill was so pissed about the flat tire that she went off on a tear. Every other word was fuck.

Brad has been on a tear of calling in sick recently. He hasn't worked a Friday in over a month.

by Cliff96 April 26, 2006

anal tearage

The outcome of super intense anal sex and/or shoving very large objects inside of the anus past the point of scarred stretching.

My boyfriend gave me anal tearage from our anniversary date last night.

by creative butt buddy October 22, 2010

tear it up

It means to indulge in alcohol or sex gluttonously, depending on the direction of the conversation.

I am going to tear it up this weekend...

by BigPhil June 9, 2005

Islamic Tear

The act of rubbing the anus with your fingers after sharting to then wipe the remnants on a persons face.

"Holy shit, he just gave him an Islamic Tear!"

"Don't you dare Islamic Tear me!"

by xxKingFisherxx December 29, 2010

tear you a new asshole

Tear you a new asshole, means to get cussed out degrade and make you feel like an idiot because you did something you wernt supposed to do or messed something up in some way shape or form

Ex. Did you hear John wrecked his dads truck last night? Sucks to be him His dad is going tear him a new asshole.

Ex. John showed up to work late two days in a row, the boss is looking for him he's about to tear him a new asshole.

Tear you a new asshole

by Airin Smith November 2, 2013

angel tears

(n) liquid LSD (d-lysergic acid diethylamide)

dude I just scored a vial of angel tears

by TreePhiend April 26, 2006

kavanaugh tears

like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.

by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018