Cherry Topping

When a woman stands over your face and lets her post pregnancy bloody vagina drip on you.

Cleetus pissed me off so I gave him a cherry topping after I put the baby to sleep

Arthur wouldnt fuck me last night when the baby went to sleep so I gave him a cherry topping. It was a mess!

by Col. Custard November 5, 2009

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topshelfer

Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....

This dude owed me money so I gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house....

by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008

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toppo

a guy who drinks allot of "Bass" (the bitter), comes into teamspeak half-drunk, spills his drink into his computer, then screams, shitten-sy-crappen-hoffen.

this gamer is such a toppo

by els236 June 20, 2011

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Tengen Toppa dat ass

An fake ass that is basically huge as FUCK.

Damn, that bitch gotta a Tengen Toppa Dat Ass right there!

by Satanel December 13, 2010

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topshelf

A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.

On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!

by B Young August 14, 2006

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