High topper

To deficate in the tank portion of a toilet causing every flush there after to be totaly fowl.

Pick someone, not someone you hate but someone you just dislike. Go to their house or personal office toilet and drop a high hard one in their toilets tank. The High Topper the gift that keeps on giving.

by Jason Runyon August 31, 2008

tookered

being mega mega horny

"im feeling soo tookered right now"

by kitty_purr March 24, 2009

Storm Trooper

A person that is so afraid of bad weather such as lightning, thunder, etc..

So they always look out every window every 2 seconds, look at the weather every two seconds, and freak out if they see one cloud.

OH MY GOD DUDE THERES CLOUDS ITS GONNA RAID!!!
Dude quit being a Storm Trooper, gosh..

by R3DZ October 10, 2015

tooter

cute little person that farts cutely

hey tooter
will you be my tooter?

"oh man tell me about your date"
"man she's such a tooter"

by alec and liz May 3, 2010

starship troopers

Gung ho military enthusiasts taken with TV shit like night sight goggles, smart bombs and robot tanks who don't realize that when they get into the real thing they don't even get enough armor to cover their ass from a 12 year old with a grenade.

Yo Starship Trooper, go real, go boom!

by McGyver March 2, 2005

Persian cake topper

When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.

Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.

Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?

Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

trooper

A caucasian female who exclusively dates African American men. This is derived from the movie Star Wars because "troopers" wore white suits, yet they worked for the "dark side". These females can be easily spotted by the overuse of white eyeliner, white lipstick, and badly bleached blonde hair.

"Someone should pull that trooper out of the ghetto and put her in school."

by Motek July 29, 2005