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tool

1)one who shares similarities with a screwdriver, or a wrench for example.
2)one who is being fucked without their awareness.
Jim, " haha, i fucked Gary yesterday, and he didnt even know!!!"
johnny, "haha what a tool!"
by Tooly McScrew January 10, 2006
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tool

If a nigga try to jack, I got my tool on me

Keep ya hand on ya grip, dont threaten me with ya tool like you a mechanic with clips - Chamillionaire
by ABC September 19, 2005
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tool

a poser; one who pretends to have something one doesn't have; anyone that refuses to don legitimate apparel accurately reflecting her soon-to-be-baller-status, instead deeming it wise to wear graphic t-shirts inscribed with lies, making claims such as "I have your two tickets to the gun show", with arrows pointing to each arm
K: "Dude, did you see Lexi today? With that "gun-show" t-shirt on? How come she didn't just wear her basketball jersey, seeing as she was about to go play 3-on-3?
S: I don't even know. That girl is such a TOOL.
K: Tell me about it!
by Duke0001 April 29, 2007
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Tooling

General: Custom made tools used to perform a specific task .
Political: Cultured persons that are brainwashed into believing what someone else has told them is true. Political tools
We're tooling up to make cars.
If we put our tooling into action we will win the next election.
by Intelligento July 16, 2008
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Toolness

Your own individual attributes that make you, and define you as a tool. Every tool has there own essence, and varying degree of toolness that defines how big a tool he/she is.
Guy 1: "Hey man what do you think of Paul Teuttle Sr.?"

Guy 2: "I believe he exudes an extreme level of toolness, big- time. His pretentious handlebar mustache, teamed with his tight tanktops and roid'd up, tat'd up looking muscles, his losing personality, and the gay ass theme bikes he pays other people with skills to build for him, all contribute to his toolness."
by jeffrotull87 February 10, 2012
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tool

Somebody who is used by other but does not know it.

A cock.

A sweet band.

A gun.
Hot Chick:"Hey, Paffel, will you do my geometry, please?

Paffel:(looks at her chest and says yes)

Hot chick:"Thanks, Paffel, I don't know what I would do without you."

Paffel:(Does her work and continues to be a tool)
by Galen Witte March 4, 2008
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tool.

a.) is someone who is so stupid that they can only serve at best a few failry simple tasks over and over again, and sucks at everything else. b.) Someone lacking intellegence.
by Scott Farrell November 14, 2005
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