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toledo takeback

To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.
by billthecat April 27, 2009
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Toledo Hotpipe

A Toledo hot pipe is when you are receiving oral sex and you tightly grasp the hair on the "givers" head force your cock down their throat and cum, only to quickly pull out and shove their face in your ass for a nasty fart.
Jimmie: "C'mon sweetie why are you mad at me?"

Jenny: "I told you I would swallow but that Toledo Hotpipe was uncalled for, you are a real jerk"

Jimmie: "Bitch"
by Ralph Munch January 16, 2010
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tone

to abruptly hang up in someones face (dialtone).
famous in killeen texas
(phone conversation)

guy:hey
girl:what?
guy:TONE!(click)
by ktown254 March 26, 2009
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university of toledo

university of Toledo an awesome university set in the city of Toledo. Offering 20,000 students access to high ranked sports, the arts, and tons of clubs and organizations there are countless ways to get involved. It’s an education not just in academics but in real life experience - UT has it all!
UT has a lot more to offer than that school down I-75, including a MAC Champion title for the 2004 season:)
by kristy December 7, 2004
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tone of text

the way a person writes that expresses their anger, sadness, etc
"JACK, UR SUCH A WIMP"
"don't talk to me in that tone of text!"
by CWash December 18, 2008
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Toledo tickler

when a guy is sitting down and farts and then the fart has no where to go but up and between the the sack and inner thigh and creates a tickling sensation
i was driving my truck the other day and i had a Toledo tickler and it was warm and smelled of low grade cabbage
by thoseanarchos April 28, 2010
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University of Toledo

The University of Toledo, located in the sprawling urban slum of Toledo, Ohio offers students a waste of their college years. Offerring an intensely limited array of majors, advisors and professors strive to either fail their students, or mess up their schedules just enough so that students will have to "enjoy" an extra year at this excellent university. Admission is not based on academic excellence in high school, but whether or not you can pay tuition. As an added bonus, every student graduates with a minor in ebonics.

Graduates leave with the warm memories of foreign people teaching Comp 1, BET blasting on all of the TV sets in the Student Union, AVI eggs that look like sponges, squirrels that are bigger than great danes, and the knowledge that now they don't have to worry about the "parking nazis" anymore.

If this school sounds like what you are looking for in higher education, ask your self these questions: do you like rap? do you like living in the ghetto? do you mind driving around in circles looking for a place to park for at least an hour? do you believe in Title 9? do you like not seeing the sun for 11.9 months out of the year? do you prefer to waste your youth away? Then this is the school for you!
You know you go to the University of Toledo if the only things there are to do are get mugged, get jumped, get shanked, get bored, or get drunk.
by emily g February 19, 2005
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