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Tosh.Owned

(Paying homage to Daniel Tosh for nailing the w.o.w. freak out guy) : The act of sodomizing someone with a t.v. or cable remote.
Example "Phil got Tosh.Owned last week. When he farts, the t.v. changes channels"

daniel tosh tosh tosh.0 tosh.0wned tosh.owned owned sodomy remote ass w.o.w. w.o.w. freak out world of war craft what what in the butt butt
by xXJesterxThexMisfitXx July 22, 2010
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Toshiro Mifune

A great, if not greatest, actor from Japan. Toshiro was born on April 1st,1920. He has been in around 169 films, many of them he potrays a samurai. As in the many Akira Kurosawa films, the samurai he plays is usually a cool guy, who likes to help people. Kurosawa films he has starred in,include, Yojimbo, Seven Samurai, Sanjuro, Throne of Blood, and The Hidden Fortress (which was one of the 5 influences for Star Wars). Sadly, Mifune died on Christmas Eve of 1997, and will be remembered as one of the greatest actors in history.
Toshiro Mifune is my favorite actor from Japan ^^
by (insert name here) June 14, 2004
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give a toss

to be unconcerned; not care
hey Mark I saw your girlfriend dancing wif some guy last night at da club.

Mark,I don't give a toss
by Atheer May 24, 2007
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toser

Noun. Portmanteau of 'loser' and 'tosser,' pron. "tooser."
Have you seen his web page? What a toser!
by Peter Gozinnya April 14, 2008
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toss a rope

Long, continuous (unbroken) string(s) of male ejaculate as it is pumped from the male penis during climax-- thereby giving the impression of a white piece of rope.

Sometimes known as "hot ropes" or, "The ropes."

Not to be confused with the 'normal' male ejaculation of small "globs" of seminal fluid. To "Toss a Rope" is not a commonplace occurrance, and is generally associated with an intense and powerful orgasm. An above average climax might contain two or three good-sized "ropes." Experts advise abstaining from sex for 24-48 hours to build an above average "load" to create a scenario whereby one could, "Toss a Rope." Because of the intensity of the orgasm (and build-up of cum), "ropes" normallly travel greater distances than the average ejaculation-- thereby creating the opportunity to "Toss a Rope.
"I have such a back-up of cum in my balls, I know I'm really gonna toss a rope tonight."

"Man, I came hard! I tossed a rope right across the bridge of her nose!"

"dude... I hadn't fucked my girl in two days... so when I finally fuck'in came, I pulled out and tossed a rope across her belly. There was jizz everywhere!"
by lajonc October 6, 2006
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toss piece

1. Those jazz mags and that lube sure make great toss pieces
2. Good sir, whilst I respect your right to possess and express your opinion, it should be noted that you are in fact a useless toss piece.
by Kenny Evil June 1, 2006
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TOSed

An old America Online term. If one were to act up in chat room, a moderator could TOS you. It was similar to a kick, except AOL would disconnect, and every member on your account was notified with an e-mail. Multiple TOSes could result in losing your AOL account.
What happened to that one guy?
He was acting up, so the moderator TOSed him.
by Brian D May 9, 2007
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