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candy crack

When a person is addicted to candy crush it is their candy crack.
John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.

Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.
by ha haaa December 8, 2014
mugGet the candy crackmug.

Crack Licker

One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.
Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"
by TheSmexi May 13, 2014
mugGet the Crack Lickermug.

smoker's crack

The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.
My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!
by lnsdrummer1156 March 27, 2009
mugGet the smoker's crackmug.

Crack Swag

The over inflated sense of self obtained soley by people living in the inner city or other "ghetto" areas. This can also be used to describe the unusual way long-term drug addicts walk and/or present them selves. Also can be used to describe any resident of the city of Fall River, Ma.
"Every time I go into the city, I see nothing but single mothers and minorities with mad crack swag"!
by +-+SB+-+ November 25, 2011
mugGet the Crack Swagmug.

crack theory

in short for crackpot theory.

1. an idea or theory that may be personally held by a person and has absolutely no basis or strong evidence to support it.
2. an idea or theory that is very extensive and ridiculous in reality regardless of evidence, as if the person presenting the idea/theory was "on crack".
1.

A: Okay so I have this crack theory that Sans from Undertale is actually Sans-
B: What?
A: What?

2.
A: an extensive explanation to the theory that all the Adam Sandler movies are connected
B: Wow... now that's a crack theory when I see one. What the fuck.
by Eurasian_ November 8, 2021
mugGet the crack theorymug.

crack spange

To spange (ask for spare change) from a stranger on the fly. As opposed to flying a sign, another form of spanging crack spange insinuates that it is being done spontaneous. Often done in the case of needing money for something immediately.
"I am ten cents short for a bottle of snake piss so Im gonna go crack spange on the way to the LQ.
by dave m w May 2, 2011
mugGet the crack spangemug.

booby crack

When she bends forward her booby crack shows!
by mysterlee May 6, 2009
mugGet the booby crackmug.

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