putin

a motherfucking bitch that wants to gain power and lies to his own soldiers

putin: you will be in training across the Ukraine border
also putin: and by training i mean war

by RedDef March 4, 2022

Putin

The rectum of a homosexual male.

My Putin is aching for some big black dick.

by Professor Dantanna March 4, 2022

Putin

The true spirit of evil and controller of the first puppet president Donald Trump.
Synonym for devil, evil, psycho, serial killer, human waste and prejudiced idiot.

“I just watched the Putin wears Prada!”
“Urghhh! I just got some dog Putin on my shoe!”
“The killer was sentenced to a life in prison for being such a Putin.”
“Did you see that guy? I think he was a real Putin.”
“Putin’s in the detail.”
“Putin lurks in the dark.”

by wee_eejit May 30, 2022

Putin's popsicle

The name of a death caused by a Russian icecube

Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?

Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.

by E Bird July 28, 2022

Putin

Smallest dick on planet earth. Over-compensating on steroids.

Did you hear Joe had his lunch money stolen again? It was fucking Putin again, beating up on good guys taking shit that ain’t his…

by GreatD December 19, 2022

putinated

when a random senseless act happens to ruin your existence.

the man was putinated while riding his motorcycle when the goose flew into him and caused the accident that took his life.

by pussy bee April 9, 2022

Putin

1) A word used to describe a bald person, reassembling a certain dog, and who wages war up on people under the excuse of "he was a neo-Nazi"

2) An abbreviation for the french word "putain" which means "crap"

1) John: "Hey, have you seen the war in Ukraine?"
Andrew: "Yeah, a Putin-kind-of-person started it."

2) Mathias : "I slept with your girl."

Drake: "Putin! I will punch you"

by The Pain Slayer June 10, 2022