Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.
by gnostic3 March 02, 2022
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Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.
Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF
by SDC 101 December 07, 2022
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To Putin it

To make a plan and stick with it, not caring what anyone else thinks or how they oppose it, but to push forward and Conquer, f*** everyone else
When you want to go ahead regardless of everyone's saying you cannot do it you're just going to putin it
by Bobndeep February 25, 2022
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Putine

A mini prostitute
Comes from the Spanish words puta and prostituta combined together to make one word
"She is a putine!" (a mini putine)
"Yeah that girl, she is a mini pute)
by Vaginal genious March 27, 2015
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putin press

Yo come here nigga imma give you a Putin press
by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020
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putinated

when a random senseless act happens to ruin your existence.
the man was putinated while riding his motorcycle when the goose flew into him and caused the accident that took his life.
by pussy bee April 09, 2022
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Putin Curse

The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.
"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"
by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022
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