Fag Hag

You're a Fag Hag if:

- You're a straight girl/woman and your best friend is a gay guy.
- You were once in love with your GBF.
- He knows everything about you and vice versa.
- Your GBF can touch you inappropriately but you're JUST THAT COMFORTABLE around each other.
- You go trolling around the clubs with your GBF.

"Me and my Hag"

"Can't you do anything without your Hag?"

"You girl, are a Fag Hag."

by amiagbfbf? February 28, 2013

Fat Hag

Usually a gay man or woman who is a close friend and supporter of confident, sexy, self-loving big girls.

"My fat hag wants to go take me to Torrid today."

by Fattie Lovings September 26, 2012

fag hag

an overweight (fat) girl who spends most of her days with gay boys because straight boys aren't attracted to her. she has a lot of confidence and high self-esteem because her fags always compliment her and say that she's pretty (even tho through other peoples eyes, she's really not attractive). she's the center of attention at clubs and parties and all the fags want to dance with her and get her drunk. sometimes (most of the time) the fag hag falls in love with her fag because he knows her in and out and understands her the most. also when she's intoxicated she has a habit of making out with gay boys and at times hookin up with them (getting fingered, wackin off the fag, and rarely sex but it happens) then in some rare cases a fag hag gets pregnant by a fag and says its from a straight boy cause they dont wanna look stupid. also a fag hag gets jealous when her fag hangs out with other gurls without her, or those that she doesn't know. a fag hags life is complicated because she can't fit in with the straight crowd and only feels comfortable with the fags, but unfortunately the gay world is not stable so she tries her best to stay in the loop of things so that she doesnt get replaced by a newer, younger, prettier, or somewat skinnier fag hag.

fag 1:did u hear about that fag hag who got pregnant?
fag 2:yeah i heard it's from a gay boy.
fag 1:she says its from a straight boy, but no straight guy would wanna do her, she's an ugly fat fag hag.

fag: ur my favorite fag hag
fag hag: im ur only fag hag and i cant live without u cause without u im nothing but a fat desperate loser trying to fit into society.

by retired fag hag September 16, 2008

fag hag

Usually an overweight female with too much make up, perfume and no self esteem. Runs with gay guys for the attention. Always hoping for a gay guy to "cure". The reason why they have men only gay bars.

Most fag hags think gay guys are an easy lay.

by cityguy014 July 23, 2007

Fag hag

A woman who can't find a straight person to date so she hangs around with the gays

That girl over there the one with carpet legs is such a fag hag

by thelostlibertine April 2, 2005

fag hag

A girl who drools over gay men and their sex lives.

"OMG UR SO HOT"
"*makeout with a guy* Shut the fuck up bitch, you ain't got no chance with me."

by Mooshmallow May 15, 2005

pond hags

Repulsive old wenches who dwell in the rushes around secluded ponds. Some claim they have a respiratory system similar to that of a lungfish, while others assert that pond hags extract oxygen from rusted cans and childrens' tears. Emerging exclusively by moonlight, they've been known to hector and vex the purest of souls with their skillful and relentless haggery.

I was blazing a fat L by the pond when some sketchy ass pond hags started throwing sea weed and shit at me. What a bunch of twats.

by Andrew Flint July 17, 2007