dude eggs

Small eggs pickled in a spicy brine. Sold at roadside stands. As seen on Viva La Bam.

Ahrr they cut off ded pples balls n pikl em! -Don Vito, Viva la bam

*note* this has to be added again because some jerkoff got the one iI entered before deleted. Of course, the one with 17 thumbs ups gets deleted, and the one with 57 down stays */note*

by Utz89 January 8, 2005

Fried Egg

a. Delicious breakfast

b. Misheard for the word 'friday' in Rebecca Black's song "Friday"

Its fried egg,
Fried egg,
Gonna eat me some fried egg,
Fried Egg
Fried Egg.

by Doc Madness April 2, 2011

Dean of EGGS

A former teacher who rises to a higher rank thus causing an insatiable appetite for giving her partner head.

Annies now Dean of eggs. Her boyfriend better watch out, he's gonna get his knob sucked off!!

by Scroody October 23, 2018

cool egg

Another word for college. Mainly used for memes or if you have some sort of speech impediment. Also, if you are graduating from high school to cool egg, good job.

"I have cool egg tomorrow"
"You mean college?"
"Yeah sure."

by Nebscicle May 18, 2016

Swan Eggs

An attractive bit of stuff. Someone you would normally deem as fit. Bishop Auckland slang term.
Swan eggs = So nice

Corr look at him, pure swan eggs like

This pizza is swan eggs

Look ower there that lass is propper swan eggs pet

Jo is pure swan eggs

by sasheroo September 8, 2013

egg dobble

The ejaculate of man

After pounding his girl for 20 minutes, he shot his egg dobble all over.

by Deedub310 November 10, 2014

Sour Egg

A bitter office co-worker who, no matter what, makes the time to find some menial mistake in your grammar, punctuation or spelling regardless of the overall quality of the piece of work.

Co-worker - ‘I have reviewed the report you asked me to and I noticed you’ve used your semi colon incorrectly on page 35, paragraph 4.’
You - ‘Thanks for the feedback. I’ll take that into account when I issue the final draft/no I fucking won’t you sour egg!’

by Policy Dickhead April 18, 2019