tinker fucking

When someone is fixing something that isn’t broke tying to make it better and it gets worse

Maintenance is over there tinker fucking with the machines again

by Savage1708 August 4, 2022

Tinker Bell

Where a homeless man shoves pixie dust up his ass and farts it into the eyes of another homeless man.

Aw shit man!! I got fuckin pink eye from that Tinker Bell I got last night!

by JTink March 5, 2023

Smokin' Tinker Toys

A phrase used to denote an activity that appears productive however is neither productive nor fun. Can also denote unproductive behavior.

The phrase originates from northeastern Pennsylvania with an anecdote of children pantomiming their cigarette smoking parents by using tinker toys as opposed to more sensible options, such candy cigarettes.

Ex.: “There were piles of paperwork and tickets to process on his desk, but he spent most of the day smokin' tinker toys.”

by GiordanoB June 16, 2018

Alabama Tinder

Another name for 23andme and other DNA testing services.

Jack: "Yo, mate, my DNA results are in!"
John: "That's wicked, man! Time to see how many matches you get on Alabama Tinder!"

by HerebyNever November 20, 2019

Mr. Tinker

A great band teacher who is plays the trumpet

He’s also a great math teacher

He’s really funny

Person 1: Hey! Mr. Tinker is a great teacher!

Person 2: Yeah!

by Personithink May 4, 2022

tinger

A shot in NHL 08 that goes off the post/cross bar etc., resulting in a "ting" noise.

"Wow, nice shot... that was a dirty tinger."

by myltke January 9, 2008

tindercide

To intentionally ruin the chance of a hookup originating from Tinder. To have a terrible Tinder picture/profile.

Dude, your committing tindercide with that picture.

by BERETTA September 18, 2013