Click It Or Ticket

The Click It Or Tickets are the most incredible girls ever to be on planet earth. The group consists of Erin and Kelly, who cannot be beaten by anyone, especially when paired with their close friends the Dashboard Divas. Unstoppable, amazingly cute and spontaineous, these girls are the best thing ever.

Girl 1: "Where are all the cute/hott/nice guys in our town?"
Girl 2: "I heard the Click It Or Tickets were in town!"
Girl 1: "omg what are we going to do? You can never compete with the Click It Or Tickets!"
Girl 2: "I wish I was a Click It Or Ticket."
Girl 1: "Me too, but we just aren't as cool as Erin and Kelly."

by Kerrinne February 18, 2009

Pawn Shop Tickets

asking someone for sex

hey do you have any pawn shop tickets?

by peanutbunny April 23, 2007

wolf tickets

Wolf Tickets-

Popularized by Tom Waits in the song "Troubles Braids"

- Tom Waits (1988): "Another one I like is wolf tickets, which means bad news, as in someone who is bad news or generally insubordinate. In a sentence, you'd say, "Don't fuck with me, I'm passing out wolf tickets." Think it's either Baltimore Negro or turn-of-the-century railroad use." (Source: "Tom Waits 20 questions". Playboy magazine)

Tom Waits is one smooth wordsmith.

Also def 2
A Free Pass to a Lou Angelwolf Comedy Show.
If you have a WOLF Ticket it means you met Lou Angelwolf in person and he gave you a guest pass to one of his comedy shows.

On the outskirts of the rowdy crowd was a drunken biker passing out WOLF TICKETS to the passing college boys.

by central scrutinizer the sequel June 24, 2009

Ticket Nazi

Ticket Nazis (or Transit Officers)are people who work for City RAil and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. They generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. They are often sexist and will not fine someone if they have boobs.

Example conversation-1-"God damn its the Ticket Nazis. Have you got a ticket Dude"?
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".

Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"

by Reichsführer Jacemon September 17, 2008

ticket

A pure numpty, an eijit, a bampot, one who can't think clearly. Glasgow Slang

Aye, bolt ya wan way ticket!

by TheMightyQuinn May 14, 2007

Wolfin/sellin wolf tickets

1) Lying

2) Crying Wolf

Also known as Selling Tickets.

The bitch next door said my dog tried to attack her but I know she was sellin' tickets

by AmberLocs March 28, 2005

ticket

the thing to do, sort of like the bomb diggity

Pete: "Whats up Kevin."
Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?"
Pete: "Nothing."
Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10."
Pete: "That's cool."
(long, awkward silence)
Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?"
Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches."
Kevin: "That's the ticket."

by Nick D September 26, 2003