Text Raper

A person who texts you for hours and hours even if you say you are busy. A Text Raper has no life but to stare at his/her phone and wait for texts. He/She responds within 15 seconds of a text and continues texting forever, causing mental and physical abuse to you through text messages.

I was texting Rachel nonstop last night! She wouldn't stop texting me! She is such a Text Raper!

by Jshebs March 18, 2008

Text Message Breakup

The lowest of the low. Quite possibly the best way to let all your soon-to-be angry ex's friends know you have no balls.

(True Story)
Girl: I think we're doing great, I'm going to his house this weekend!
Friend: Aww, that's sweet! You guys are perfect for each other!
Girl: I know! He's the greatest!
-girl's phone vibrates-
Boy (In Text): Hey... Umm... I'm sorry but this isn't working out. I like it better when we where friends.
Girl: WHAT THE F%^&#?!?!
Friend: What?
Girl: I JUST EXPERIENCED A TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!
Friend: What a loser!
Girl: I KNOW! HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL "WERE" RIGHT!

by Tananadadada January 7, 2009

textastrophe

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

ghost text

When you would swear you felt or heard your phone vibrating and think you got a text, but there is actually nothing there.

Spoooooky.....

Yay I got a text!!! Huh? No I didn't...but I heard it. Must've been a ghost text.

by tis just me October 18, 2008

Wheel of Fortune Text Message

A text message that is missing vital letters that complete the message and help make sense of it.

These messages are usually composed by people that strive to save money by using as little characters possible in a text message, thus altering the message to make it relate to that of an uncompleted word puzzle from Wheel of Fortune.

Text Messenger #1: "hlo, wts up... u cmn ovr frdy?"

Text Messenger #2: "lol, nice Wheel of Fortune Text Message"

by bigmike504 and noxi3 January 10, 2008

text message

What teenagers do while trying to order their food from a fast-food restaurant from employees who ar working there to pay off their student loans.

Fast-Food Employee: Hi, how can I help you?

Teenager (while typing a text message): Yeah...uh...um....

Fast-Food Emlpoyee: Are you ready to order?

Teenager (still texting): Uh....yeah....uh....

Fast-Food Employee: (slightly annoyed): Have you decided what you'd like to order today?

Teenaer (still texting): Uh....um....I would like....um.....uh....

Fast-Food Employee: F*ck this! I'm going to the Navy.

by ma2va October 13, 2010

Text Bomb

(1) Sending someone text messages faster than he or she can respond, usually resulting in the reply being saved as a draft as the new message opens. Usually accidental. Happens frequently with texting someone on AIM who forgets the recipient is on a cell phone.

(2)Intentionally sending someone many text messages over and over to get their attention, screw up their phone, or just otherwise be a pain in the ass. This method works well with some phones, as you can hit "send" over and over to send the same message repeatedly. Also works well with palm pilots where you put one recipient in all "send to" slots, and then send the mass text over and over. Works exceptionally well with AIM and other Instant messaging programs, especially when multiple screen names are linked together (Beware of rate limiting).

Joey's deading calls on his cell. Its time for a text bomb. Who's down?

by MaRrKeRZ March 30, 2009