Scissor-ass

When two homo's lock asses and grind on eachother. Another term for a dumbass where all the worthlessness in the world is made up into one being.

god dammit! He's such a f-ing scissor-ass!
Those two guys are scissor-asses.

by joebob1115 September 30, 2005

scissor punched

folding the handle of a pair of scissors in your hand and punching someone with the sharp end that juts through an opening in the fingers.

obama got scissor punched by the RNC

by montondo October 18, 2008

scissor legs

A hoe that fucks so much, her legs open and close like scissors

Yo yo...im bout to pimp dis bitch hoe out she one fly mutah fuckin scissor leg

by Insey March 6, 2004

scissor sisters

Pre Op transsexuals, A man about to have his genitals removed.

Oh Tom wasn't content just being a fag, now he's going to be one of the scissor sisters.

by Mary queen of scots May 26, 2006

Golden scissor

When two girls stradle eachother on the toilet making out and peeing together. One girl sits normal and the other should sit facing the other stradling her on top while making out they both start to pee.

They both had to pee so they went and did a golden scissor .

by Mistman69 November 18, 2016

Scissor Swap

When you and your partner are in the scissor postion, the one participant defecates into the others adjoining orifice while maintaining a secured seal. The recipient then uses their inner body muscles to protrude the excrement back into the contributors hole. The action may be repeated as desired.

Brian scissor swapped with Danielle and she got a bladder infection.

by BaDhotdog October 31, 2019

sticky scissors

When two lesbians are wanting to conceive but don't wish to assign the maternal role to one or the other, semen is placed on both of their vaginas as they engage in scissoring.

While considerably less effective than a deeper insemination, this splash conception is very possible.

Patty and Selma practiced sticky scissors to conceive Maggie.

by klo2 June 13, 2009