Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023

santa paws

a dog santa

santa paws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

Fat Paw

When you finger bang a woman with the sole purpose of making her squirt.

My fat paw hit her like Niagara Falls.

by TexasCajun December 7, 2023

Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

cookin paws

Cooking pigs feet

I be in the kichin'cookin paws with my baby, nigga!!!

by Bootstrapsteve July 21, 2017

Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.

I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.

by MillerLite6969 March 9, 2019

Hog paws

When filthy fucks have their hands in their ass, digging in their nose and playing with themselves they end up with hog paws

God! Hog paws has her hands in her ass again

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018