Stomach Mop

Any article of clothing, old sheet, pillow case, towel, etc that is used to mop up ejaculate.

Aw shit. Lori must've used my favorite T-shirt as a stomach mop again. Goddammit, Era Plus won't even get that stain out.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Curry Mop

A person of Indian decent's worst enemy.

A mop dipped in curry.
Designed to use their most precious resourse against them in a terrifing way.

"Raj Patel better watch himself or I'm going to slap him around with a curry mop"

by The NutsmugglersInc. December 2, 2011

Rough Mop

When a man takes his balls and rubs them on a womens face for a period of time.

1. Joshua gave Heather a Rough Mop
2. Kaitlyn likes it when men give her a Rough Mop

by Conosh May 3, 2008

Mop Topper

A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.

Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper

by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011

mop dome

Where someone has a head of hair that resembles a mop, or they just have a LOT of hair. Usually found on teenage males. Some people who have mops on there head try to act emo adn flip the hair in front of their eyes out of the way. Which makes them look like a douchebag.

Ryan has a mop dome, and he shakes it like he's emo.

by Spooni-D November 29, 2006

Urinal mop

A piece of clothing that hangs down and drags the floor while walking, untied shoe laces, baggy pants, to big for your ass trousers.

At the gas station. Mommy Mommy would you tie my shoe's, sure come here, man these shoe's sure smell like piss, where have you been, just the bath room Mommy it was nasty in there.
Look honey these hispanic boys are wearing those trendy urinal mop trousers, there parents must be proud.

by 1-rog November 27, 2007

Piss-mop

An unkempt female (or male!) nether region. When the pubic hairs are so long they get in the way of the urine stream and thus collect urine like a mop.

Now that she trimmed her piss-mop, Evilynne doesn't stain her britches.

by Effie Saint Profane August 13, 2012