Ghetto Kleenex

n. a roll of toilet paper.

"Give me some of your ghetto kleenex!" Jovan said.

by Bruce Citron October 1, 2009

Ghetto-Bee

GHETTO-BEE (pronouced getto-bee) def. 1. Straight Up Gangsta bitch. 2. A person who has their broken car window taped up with tape, cardboard or a garbage bag. 3. the act of cursing after an act of vandalism or theft of a vehicle or both.

"That guy was driving around straight up like a ghetto-bee."

by VioletFox7 July 29, 2009

ghetto toothbrush

a menthol cigarette, usually a newport.

ghetto toothbrush

by Melawn June 17, 2009

ghetto tapas

"Free food samples that are given out at various locations, i.e., Sam's Club, Costco, and other establishments."

Damn, I'm hungry and broke until payday! I should get my 'ghetto tapas' face on at Sam's Club to save some money!

by sailordragonball January 3, 2014

Ghetto NASCAR

NASCAR in Southern California (See SoCal) where an offender leads the police on a drawn out televised chase.

Did you see the Ghetto NASCAR chase last night on the news? That guy is the new points leader.

by sbaines May 23, 2009

Ghetto hack

The art of making or improving something without the aid of proper tools or equipment.

See also ghetto code

I turned my old xbox controller into a pc joypad, but couldn't solder the wires, so I ghetto hacked them with some sticky tape.

by Dragonish September 9, 2010

ghetto-rig

to fix something with duct tape or other cheap materials in a way that is also cheap, yet oddly clever

I ghetto-rigged my headlight by taping it to the car.

by lisagirl April 7, 2003