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wire

the weird thing that some people have on their airpods
kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods

mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood
by bitch period February 15, 2019
mugGet the wiremug.

cat wire

What your friend calls chicken wire he uses to protect his plants from cats.
I gotta protect my plants from these cats bro. I need some cat wire.
by BPCG4L May 1, 2018
mugGet the cat wiremug.

Wire

Yo that hoe a wire tryna act like she thicc
by Talmbout July 8, 2018
mugGet the Wiremug.

Coy Wire Foundation

A Terrorist Group Founded By Coy Wire, as an attempt to drive CNN10 fans away from Carl Azuz, also responsible for founding the KKK, Nazism, and Satanism
I absolutely HATE the Coy Wire Foundation, I hope every member of it gets chained up and gets thousands of Purpies(someone putting shit underneath your nose) swiped on them
by CometStealYoLungs March 17, 2024
mugGet the Coy Wire Foundationmug.

Wired

I’m so wired
by Fucktards2018 March 7, 2018
mugGet the Wiredmug.

Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
mugGet the Piano wire noosemug.

Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.
Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.
by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021
mugGet the Wired shitmug.

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