Text Tennis

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.

"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"

by emerson parker November 12, 2016

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tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.

First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!

by LazyLarry27 May 01, 2021

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Tennis Talentschule

Theres is the legend of Hubschmid that says he wears a t-shirt of it regularly
Hubschmid, the wearer of Tennis Talentschule is an extravagant schmied for hubs (pornhug, githug)

Hey isch das dis Tennis Talentschule T-shirt

by mike_zvz May 24, 2023

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Tennied

When dressed down. wearing tennis shoes and a t-shirt and jeans; Comfortable

"Yesterday i dressed fancy. today I'm tennied

by Dorian Delourdes May 08, 2008

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Fraiser Tennis Racket

Bear fit n dat- Big bunda- hot Gets all the children (dw he now has a retaining order hes not allowed within a 3 mile radius of a child of primary school)

Fraiser Tennis Racket is bear fit

by Smolly, bradshaw July 09, 2021

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