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damn that edit hard my Neil
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Who's Neil

One of the most fundamental questions in the universe that has no true definition.A phrase often used by many honorary academics and noblemen.No one really knows who Neil is.Guess we'll never know
Math teacher:Who can answer this question?
Me:What is it ma'am?
Math teacher:Who's Neil?
Me:BRUH
by Yourebiggay October 24, 2020
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Neil

He is a guy. He really hates people stepping on his shoes and can do five hundred rubiks cubes at the same time. He is also hated by grandmas because he makes deez nuts jokes. Has beef Noah. He also eats way too many bananas and is in danger of minions. Is smart, I guess. (this is for non-ginger neils specifically). Someone who likes basketball and soccer. He's funny too I guess. BUT he's a slytherin and made me believe he is a scorpio.
Such a neil ugh.
by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021
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Neil

Neil is a genuine guy and can be very stern yet goofy. He is a clown fish, batti man fun days, this man is smoke herring and loves to hold beef. Neil likes to bull men and take bullin, Neil loves to swim, bc that’s what fish do.
Yo you you know Neil?
Which Neil?
Bun batti man Neil
Oh yeah that fish, what about him
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Neil

Omg I went on a date the other day and he split the bill he’s such a Neil
by Nate Hernandez November 25, 2018
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Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms
Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me
by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024
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National Neil Roast Day

Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?
by Oojiflip June 15, 2022
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