neil

a very rare handsome awesome funny witty intelligent captivating man with proper spelling of his name and also has unusually large penis

all the girls want a neil of there own

by suckaducka916 February 16, 2023

Neil

Beta male

Neil is a beta male (simp)

by SAMGDchad December 4, 2021

Neil

A cheap prick never tips over 15%

Omg I went on a date the other day and he split the bill he’s such a Neil

by Nate Hernandez November 26, 2018

Neil

A dude with seriously cool hair, and even cooler socks.

Hey, did you see Neil’s socks yesterday? They had avocados on them!

by HiddenInTheSand May 13, 2022

Neil

Selling insurance to pay off his Jetta, isn't afraid to wear a pair of jorts... He's okay.

Behind very soccer mom is a Neil.

by Squidney Tops April 12, 2017

Neil

The most interesting and smartest man alive. He is always social and makes good friends anywhere he goes. Has a good sense of humor and puts others before himself. Let not these traits fool you as he is secretly plotting to take over the world. Under all the superficial exterior is the embodiment of black air force energy.

"Hey, Dave have you met Neil? "Yeah, he's a really nice guy, All hail the coming of the Destroyer" "Wtf, Dave?"

by The5rings November 23, 2021

Neil

A double or triple Jameson Irish Whiskey on the rocks. The large rocks glass should be filled to the brim with the whiskey/ice combination.

It's been a long day at work, when I get off I'm going to go to the pub and have a Neil.

by salparade September 16, 2020