matrix

to be trapped in. Esp. mentally. To be attached to a belief or idea. Not being aware of something.
- Hey yo, you're still trapped in the matrix.
- You're right. I should have never voted for Kang.
by onirokitsch February 24, 2024
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Matrix

(aka. a metaverse)

A simulated dimension powered by the stars or a highly advanced super-computer, which many people can enter as conscious holograms.
'The gods could have been extraterrestrials who looked the same as the humans, as well as were so technologically advanced that they scientifically created their own matrix and lived in it as immortal conscious simulations.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 21, 2022
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quantum matrix

The word defining the very essence of something that is very complicated but doesn't really exist.
A: How did you French exam go?
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.
by Weed_lord_boner_hitler June 12, 2017
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Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:
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pronoun matrix simulator

Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of

Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.

Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 09, 2024
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pronoun matrix simulator

Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of

Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.

Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 09, 2024
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whiskey matrix

The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.
I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.
by Elk Snot July 19, 2018
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