cyber testicle

an ingenius online podcast which crudely entertains us with reviews of dr who episodes and big finish.

I'm sick of the fucken shit today, my boss is a cunt and I need something that will stimulate my senses..oh! I forgot that cyber testicle updated and there is an episode waiting for me to wank over.

by lesbian cat fucker June 19, 2010

Throat testicle

Synomym for the body part the "adam's apple"

The black belt in karate ripped out the man's throat testicle with ease.

by SuperAwsomeMonkeyPants May 17, 2010

Citrus Testicles

What a kiwi is called when you eat it with the skin on

Carly ate a whole bag of citrus testicles last night! Some of them weren't even ripe!

by dinozavier December 28, 2010

comfy testers

When somebody sits on something or lays on something they would be testing the comfort, so comfy testers are people who go round trying to find what is comfiest.

They would compare answers with one another to hear each others opinions on the level of comfyness.
Things that aren't comfy such as a thorn bush would get about a 1 out of 10 but things such as memory foam mattress would get roughly a 9, 10 if extreme comfort is found.

wow this bench sure is a 7 out of 10 we are good comfy testers

by Tea Neil January 26, 2013

mattress tester

1. Noun: Slang for prostitute

Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah I want back to see that mattress tester

by dickmagee November 19, 2014

shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.

by grosa October 9, 2016

Walnut Testicals

Hairy balls

"Omg randy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that mans ass!"

by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019