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Testicle Turret

The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.
Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret
by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009
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vestibule

I like going hear and tawking about teh buttsekz. I makez me feel liek I hav lotz of frends, and we can tawk aboot hot chickz and stuff. Come here and masturbate with us.
The only girls on the vestibule are ugly skanky ass attention whores
by ZimbabweBob June 13, 2003
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testicle hound

Noun- 1.One that hounds testicles. 2. Someone who steals something from you.
"YOU TESTICLE HOUND!!! You stole my french fries!"
by WhereArtEsteban September 8, 2006
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testicle transplant

the transplant of testicles from an organ donor to a reciever who was born without balls.
Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.

Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.

Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.
by ballinwithoutballin January 22, 2010
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testiclees god of love

when loving a woman comes from deep within your testicles to the point of a violent explosion of sperm through the vagina as if your testicles and cock were a greek god of sex.
As my girlfriend was about to cum, I screamed, "I am testiclees god of love" just before I shot my frothy load throughout her body.
by Testiclees God of Love March 31, 2010
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testicle festival

See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party
ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...
by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003
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vestibule

A place where all the stupid people go to talk about absolutly nothing.
"Bob is an idiot, and eventually found the Vestibule where he seemed smart."
by Bob March 17, 2003
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