Hey, did you hear Sarah? She was talking about a pack of angry midget wolves riding dragons while attacking the Pope on Tuesday.
Its okay. She has telebolism.
Its okay. She has telebolism.
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This word has the greek prefix "tele" that means distant communication, and phobia, which means fear.
This word has the greek prefix "tele" that means distant communication, and phobia, which means fear.
I don't like communicating over a long distance because I could embarrass myself because I don't know much about the other countries that they live in. I think I have telephobia.
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My supervisor is an inveterate and highly accomplished telejerkoff who thinks that multitasking is when you jerk off using both hands.
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