Teboner

The intense feeling of excitement that stems from witnessing the conquests of quarterback Tim Tebow.

Dude!! Watching that comeback win the Broncos had over the Bears gave me a massive Teboner!!

by Sandusky69 December 31, 2011

Tebow

One of the most famous homosexual football players in NCAA Division I history. Plays "quarterback" currently with the Denver Broncos.

Janice: Did you see Tebow cry on Sportcenter?
Me: Yep

by Jon221 January 20, 2012

teflon

Someone (or something) that is extremely slick.

1) Johnny might be slick, but Will Simmons is teflon.

2) Be careful out there, Jack - the roads are teflon this time of year.

by Macavity September 16, 2005

Tim Tebow

(v.) to deny sexual intercourse with a female who is desperately attempting to mate with the male counterpart.

Person 1: Damn yo, this girl wants to fuck me soooo bad its rediculous.
Person 2: So you gonna smash that man?
Person 1: Nah yo, Im gonna Tim Tebow the shit out of her, sheel never have sex with me in her life.
Person 2: Damn you have the heart of a champion.

by phillybol January 23, 2011

Teflon tips

A non-stick spray that is coated on the bullets so they just go in and out.

My bullets are teflon tipped.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 20, 2004

teflontron

This sort of weird, English dude. He sounds like he molests small children. And for some reason, Japanese people call him "Mr. Tron", which I just find the funniest fucking thing ever to be fucking funny. Oh yeah, and he has a cult.

"The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle lied to us."-T3h Tron

by Giggles May 28, 2004

telolophone

Telephone/lol mixed together...

so if you had a funny phone call, you'd go "telolophone"

or can just be used instead of saying phone. ayeeeep

"I must answer my telolophone lololololoolooloolloolol"

by Cameron and Jamie!¬!!11 July 11, 2007