Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.
by Migrainiac January 6, 2006
Get the taint paintmug. 1. An enhanced interrogation technique, notoriously employed at the abu-Ghraib prison, involving the pulling of the scrotum and anal cavity in opposite directions, with the goal of inflicting pain to a suspect's crotch region. Unlike with typical torture methods, any information obtained through this practice will be admissible in a criminal proceeding, as it is as an exception to the "fruit of the poisonous tree doctrine".
2. A long-term medical condition, typically caused by successful subjection to such a technique.
2. A long-term medical condition, typically caused by successful subjection to such a technique.
For determining attenuation of the taint, see People v. Thomas (1980) 112 Cal.App.3d 980, 986 (observing that “what constitutes ‘exploitation’ on the one hand and what fact or facts will lead a court to say that the taint has become attenuated, cannot be determined by pressing a button: the answer depends on reason and precedent.”)
by filthy_kozinski January 18, 2010
Get the Attenuation of the Taintmug. "Man, that Dean is a taint farmer. His large front butt provides perfect conditions for growing potatoes in his taint."
by Jassbum April 9, 2008
Get the taint farmermug. 1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.
by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009
Get the Taint Bakermug. The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).
George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.
by Preteranimus June 2, 2010
Get the jager taintingmug. A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.
1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world.
2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 6, 2013
Get the taint danglermug. When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.
Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.
Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
by John Denson April 22, 2011
Get the Alpha Taintmug.