Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.
After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.
by The Gerk July 13, 2010
Get the Sweaty trumpetmug. Matt was adept at the air trumpet in the office... but the rest of his colleagues wished he wouldn't play it so much.
by GingerArch December 20, 2013
Get the air trumpetmug. by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017
Get the trumpet fumblemug. The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia
by Ragnar boulderfist June 7, 2016
Get the Spanish trumpetmug. The leader of the trumpet section, usually very cocky and gets all the solos. Typically has a collection of trumpets and a collection of trumpet mutes and try's to show off whenever he/she can.
by UsedNapkins September 29, 2017
Get the 1st trumpetmug. When you wrap bacon around your penis, and a woman gives you a blowjob. While giving you a blowjob, she "plays" your penis like a trumpet while eating the bacon simultaneously.
by Space Cowboy Jones March 18, 2015
Get the Chubby Trumpetmug. by JungleTrumpetJazz September 5, 2023
Get the jungle trumpetmug.