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child toucher

that guy has a child toucher mustache, he must be a child toucher
by clubpenguinluvr123 July 14, 2016
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Wall Touch

In a double penetration scenario, when one penis feels the other penis through the wall between the butthole and the vagina
Bro 1: Yo, I had a devil's threesome last night, and my balls touched the other guy's balls. Is that gay?

Bro 2: Bro, everyone knows a wall touch leads to a ball touch, and ball touches are gay.

Bro 1: You're right, wall touches lead to ball touches.
by walltouch November 11, 2018
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the biden touch

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.
COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistaneverything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.
by ajpolo August 16, 2021
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The Eras Tour

The show of the century. The highest-grossing tour EVER. The most impressive stadium tour EVER. An absolute serve. A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE THAT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE.
OMG, I'M GOING TO THE ERAS TOUR! I'M SO EXCITED!!!
by theswiftie13 September 22, 2023
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Don't touch my junk

It's the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the TSA.

Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.

"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.

After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.
Don't touch my junk.
by writerdg November 21, 2010
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Tourette Syndrome

Tourette syndrome (also called Tourette's syndrome, Tourette's disorder, Gilles de la Tourette syndrome, GTS or, more commonly, simply Tourette's or TS) is an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder with onset in childhood, characterized by the presence of multiple physical (motor) tics and at least one vocal (phonic) tic; these tics characteristically wax and wane. Tourette's is defined as part of a spectrum of tic disorders, which includes transient and chronic tics.

Tourette's was once considered a rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with the exclamation of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks (coprolalia). However, this symptom is present in only a small minority of people with Tourette's. Tourette's is no longer considered a rare condition, but it may not always be correctly identified because most cases are classified as mild. Between 1 and 10 children per 1,000 have Tourette's; as many as 10 per 1,000 people may have tic disorders, with the more common tics of eye blinking, coughing, throat clearing, sniffing, and facial movements. People with Tourette's have normal life expectancy and intelligence. The severity of the tics decreases for most children as they pass through adolescence, and extreme Tourette's in adulthood is a rarity.

Tics are sudden, repetitive, stereotyped, nonrhythmic movements (motor tics) and utterances (phonic tics) that involve discrete muscle groups. Motor tics are movement-based tics, while phonic tics are involuntary sounds produced by moving air through the nose, mouth, or throat.

Tourette's is diagnosed when multiple motor tics, and at least one phonic tic, are present for more than a year.
I have Tourette Syndrome. Believe me, despite what people believe, shouting obscenities is NOT a defining characteristic of the disorder.
by Touretter June 17, 2009
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Tommy Tough Tits

someone who is acting big and strong, but everyone knows they would get their ass kicked
Mike: I'm gonna kick that guys ass if he says another word to me.
Random person: Wooh, cool down there Tommy Tough Tits.
by niuhuskie November 27, 2007
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