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tossed taco salad

(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.
That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.
by A. Friend October 7, 2007
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Toved

To be shamed and riculed over the internet after posting a graphic account of a personal experience on a message board. One who did not resist an overwhelming temptation to reveal embarassing personal information on an internet message board.
He’s been toved; he toved.
by Piggy Noles October 6, 2003
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Brittany: Zane you are such a toserface!
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Tonedingo

Great Trinidad and Tobagan warrior known to leave the ladies breathless due to the magic stick in which he beholds, usally no taller than 5' 8" and of athletic build.
Guttahgirl: "Girl i ran into Tonedingo last night.... i still can breath right, its like that niguah took me to the top of the himalayas n left me there!, That-little-niglit-tore-my-black-ass-UP!!!"

Girlfriend: "Well i heard he was a playa from the himalayas.... Whens my turn?!" :(
by Mr Dingo May 29, 2010
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Toledo Snuff Box

When a man at some point during intercourse shaves his partners pubic hair, lines it up on their pelvis, and then snorts it.
This chick was f***king crazy! She handed me some hair clippers and asked for a Toledo Snuff Box!
by Ogsnuffer January 3, 2011
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tossed salad

I don't mean a vegetable dish. I mean getting your asshole licked, preferably with jelly or syrup... I prefer syrup!
I made my prison bitch toss my salad! He liked it!
by Nate June 19, 2003
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The Toledo Mud Hen

While having sex with your lady, remove your penis from her vagina so that you can carry out your plan. Turning your back to her, you will hit her with some explosive diarrhea, attempting to cover her completely. Then, before she has time to react, hit her with a feather pilllow, that you had previously cut a hole into. Once the pillow hits her body, the feathers will escape from the hole in the pillow, sticking to the diarrhea, and turning your girl into The Toledo Mud Hen.
While having sex, I diarrhea'd on my girl last night, then hit her with my feather pillow. Feathers popped from the pillow covering her from head to toe. She became the toledo mud hen.
by Emily or Elise January 4, 2012
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