Currently ranked by CNET as the #1 company to purchase tires from. At their headquarters in South Bend, IN, the warehouse manager, Jose, will gladly lick your butthole in exchange for a dirty nickel.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I just got a job at Tire Rack!
Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.
Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.
by JoséIsGay October 4, 2020
Get the Tire Rackmug. A person who lays around all the time and puts no effort into anything, doesn't like to work and relies on there parents to live. These people are usually are around the age of 30 and above and cruise through life.
by Peter Hines November 8, 2012
Get the Tired Bastardmug. When you see someone who you think is such a god but really they are just so much better at stuff than you are by 100%
Troy: Holy crap bruh, your such a fricking Tire God.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.
by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021
Get the Tire Godmug. (In the video game Watch Dogs) The event that a player is doing a wheelie on a motorcycle, then proceeds to use another character as a ramp.
Tim: *doing a wheelie* Dude check this out.
Marc: Okay.
Tim: *tire marks civilian*
Tim and Mark: *proceed to vigorously be over excited about a successful tire mark*
Marc: Okay.
Tim: *tire marks civilian*
Tim and Mark: *proceed to vigorously be over excited about a successful tire mark*
by NotAFlyingChicken July 14, 2015
Get the Tire markmug. The art of turning the wheels of your car all the way to prevent tow trucks from towing your vehicle
by Towtruckwags March 19, 2022
Get the Twisted tiresmug. by Agnes Ann May 7, 2018
Get the Slack tiremug. a lesbian
see that girl over that, the one wearing a flannel? she's such a tire pusher. i bet she loves kissing other girls.
by Las Vegas September 8, 2022
Get the tire pushermug.