The act of having sex with an old, fat, wrinkly, dry vagina. Most often referring to an old woman; grandma status. The opposite of a cougar. Level of intoxication required for a dry walrus is extremely high.
"There are so many fat, gross women here the chance of any of us getting laid tonight is pretty much zero"
"Well unless you want to settle for a dry walrus"
"Well unless you want to settle for a dry walrus"
by Ziggy Stardust2 January 1, 2012
Get the Dry Walrus mug.When someone comes out with an utterly stupid comment and after promptly realising what they have said, you clap your hands like a walrus and sarcasticly complement their intelligence
Mark: who put all these silly fans in my computer *rips them out*... oh wait, i need them to stop it overheating don't i
Jeff: *arw arw - walrus applause* well done mark, clever boy :B
Jeff: *arw arw - walrus applause* well done mark, clever boy :B
by AncientSalami September 4, 2010
Get the Walrus Applause mug.A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.
It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.
The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.
The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
by Sass sha J May 18, 2010
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Get the walrus sex mug.by frothing walrus August 16, 2003
Get the frothing walrus mug.The act of one girl inserting two dildos into her mouth (Usually white or sivler) which makes her appear as a Walrus. She the inserts the half that is hanging out of her mouth into another womans vagina while that woman is on her period. After pulling the dildos out of the other womans vagina, it appears as though she is a "Bloody Walrus"
Jessica:Hey Christine I have a great idea for later!
Christine: Whats the great idea?
Jessica: Are you on your period still?
Christine: Yes I am actually
Jessica: Awesome! We can do the bloody walrus!!!
Christine: Whats the great idea?
Jessica: Are you on your period still?
Christine: Yes I am actually
Jessica: Awesome! We can do the bloody walrus!!!
by Mushtaba May 17, 2008
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