by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020
Get the Mystery machine mug.A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.
It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.
It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.
by Tater Bater May 8, 2020
Get the mystery booger mug.When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.
When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.
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Get the Mystery mouse contul mug.A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.
"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012
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Get the Mystery T-Bag mug."I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.
by Brayn January 17, 2013
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