Tenny times

commonly mistaken for "twenty times" but you panic and fail and accidentally say "tenny times"
Jack buss jacks of tenny times a day
by mr tenny July 26, 2009
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What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'
Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!
by S0phzero February 23, 2024
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tennis interruptus

The letdown felt by an avid tennis fan after spending two weeks watching one of the big, televised tennis Grand Slam tournaments, such as Wimbledon, the French Open, the U.S. Open, or the Australian, after the last match (usually the men's singles finals) is done as there are no more to look forward to and schedule around for a while.
Many of us who watched the 2011 U.S. Open men's singles tennis final match between Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal knew it was not only an incredible match marking the end of the two-week build-up and anticipation of the next match (aka battle of the Titans) to come--it was also the beginning of the "tennis interruptus" letdown until the next Grand Slam Championship.
by Soleil99 September 13, 2011
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Glinch Tennis

Two males having sex with a single dirty, trashy girl (preferably a smoker) at The Glinch.
Yo, we totally played Glinch Tennis last night! She was a total glit clit though.
by glincharoo September 22, 2010
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tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.
Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.
by dp0303 September 10, 2017
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Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
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Czechoslovakian tennis

When two guys slap their dicks together aggressively until one of them ejaculates and they get a point and this is continued until on reaches 15 points
Me and my homie played Czechoslovakian tennis last night and I totally dominated
by Ieatcumnigga April 07, 2019
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