When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.
Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.
Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
by John Denson April 22, 2011
Get the Alpha Taintmug. the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial vagina on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bloody fucking mess.
Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened
Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened
by Dr. Slitaintosaurus December 17, 2009
Get the slit taintmug. That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.
by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011
Get the Face Taintmug. The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).
George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.
by Preteranimus June 2, 2010
Get the jager taintingmug. A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.
1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world.
2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 6, 2013
Get the taint danglermug. by cak 420 February 24, 2010
Get the devils taintmug. Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires
by astrozombie420 August 5, 2011
Get the Tainted Augermug.