Taint curds

Little balls of poop caught in the taint hair by failure to properly and completely wipe after defecating.

An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.

by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010

taint kiss

Someone who kisses the area between the ball sack and the anus

Hey can you taint kiss me

by Fernando Sanchez January 6, 2014

Taint Tickler

The grooves off the shoulder of the freeway that causes your taint to vibrate violently as you drive over it.

Stay in the lane or else we're gonna hit the taint tickler.

by Moonstomper May 24, 2009

taint block

When a male has one opportunity to penetrate a female's vagina but misses and hits the taint, which in turn causes the female to "toot" and loose all interest in the sexual encounter due to embarrassment.

Grant D. was spittin some mad game on JackE, but got taint blocked... it was bunk.

by Glenn Ladd May 27, 2005

Taint Paint

When one moderately sweaty male, who has accumulated enough sweat among the "gooch" area, rubs his single index finger across it, only to finger paint the sweat upon a friends upper lip.

Dude...Ronnie totally taint painted me after running laps earlier today.

by richardunn September 27, 2010

taint tickler

The growth of facial hair directly beneath a dude's lower lip. Also known as a soul patch.

I wish I could grow a goatee, but all I've got is this mangy taint tickler.

by Ed Gein April 3, 2003

taint brush

A long goatee that brushes/tickles the taint when you eat pussy

I wouldn't want to smell his taint brush after he eats pussy.

by Bellezebub July 14, 2005