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Seize the Deez

(sēz thuh deez) - A way to tell a person that you usually know to "Seize the Deez", "Seize" referring to the grasp (usually sucking) of "Deez" referring to "Deez Nuts."

It is usually used as a come-back to an insult or joke. It can substitute "Carpe Diem" with "Carpe Diezem" and it can also be used to Ryhme.

- For Example
Friend 1 - Hey I just realized your ass looks like Money Mike from "Friday after Next." hahaha.

Friend 2 - Fuck you man, Seize the Deez. At least I don't look like a down syndrome ol' retarted ass child.

Friend 1 - Touché bitch... Touché.

or

Seize the Deeze on your knees please
by Swoodc2 October 25, 2010
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Shizer geyser

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass
Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser
by ToSmartToFarm August 16, 2011
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Swierb

-Usually a verb; used to describe the act of a large man, shoving large objects in the asses of many, at one time.
-also used for the act of "sodomy with an iron fist!!", fucking a lot of people over at once, not giving a fuck in a way that fucks everybody else over, or just doing fucked up shit to people for the entertainment of onesself.
-There are few that can dodge being "Swierbed", but those lucky few usually find it hilarious and entertaining to watch others be "Swierbed"!!
-Undeniably, it is impossible to not to be entertained by a good ol fashioned swierbing.... like a train wreck, sucks to watch, but impossible to ignore!!!
"dude, i just got fuckin swierbed, after i cleaned the whole freakin bathroom at work, some fat kid who's stomach was upset from an overdose of whiskey and avocado's came in and shit all over the floor!!"

"Man, i i feel like i got hit with a freight train... me and 3 of my bro's got fucked up last night, and some bigass dude came outta the alley behind steak n' shake, and fuckin swierbed all of us... i dont think i will walk right for a 3 weeks..."
by jrock1986 October 27, 2011
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shizen howzen

Just went to see that Julia Roberts movie, it was shizen howzen
by freddybob27 May 28, 2012
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size game

How's someone's penis size is
Yo bro, Jack's size game weak as fuck!
by hood team® May 27, 2015
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size inspector

A perverted girl who always wonders how big of a dick everyone has. Somehow she finds out!
Politician: I can't believe Hillary! She's such a size inspector
by Walrus guy February 6, 2017
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shizermonger

A massive arsehole of a person. One who hoards asshole qualities.
You are a total shizermonger.
by Mimsical May 30, 2017
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