Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip

When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.

by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' October 17, 2008

Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

by Jeff Sley December 16, 2011

skipping breakfast

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours

My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.

by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014

slipping dog kisses

Kissing while gradually falling to the ground with continually spreading legs.

Tina was so drunk Friday she was slopping slipping dog kisses on that dude outside the bar.

by Dave Kurkpatrique February 7, 2014

slipping dog

Yoga pose performed while intoxicated that incorporates a wide stance.

Mia didn't need that last Jameson. She's in slipping dog pose at the end of the bar.

by Dave Kurkpatrique February 8, 2014

skipping stones

Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one

My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones

by PiManTrips February 28, 2015

Skipping the Hill

When a person is in a State Of Over-Happiness that even Bad news can't Bring them Down.

Even though I told her that She's Ugly, She is still very happy. She must be Skipping the Hill.

by MJmac March 3, 2015