Card Swipe

the act of getting a notebook or a rectangular shaped object and swipe between the persons legs hitting there ballsack

like a hotel key or a credit card - Card Swipe

by HarryJewberry October 3, 2011

shit swipe

i'm wiping my credit card on my asshole
that way when i go to buy stuff i'll leave my
shit stain on the credit card machine after
it is swiped....
then when everyone uses the same machine will
get my shit on their card...
and eventually on their hand...
when they start eating food
it'll be my shit on their hands...
and into their fuckin mouth

my shit swipe is contagious

by eazy-X March 6, 2008

swipeys

A person that steals users information.

He's in jail cause he swipeys them.

by swipeys June 11, 2021

swippy

Forward motion of siping the anus

You: ready to get cleaned up
Patient: yeah I guess I am
You: (takes the body rag and starts to wipe the patients anus)
Patient: Wooah that's cold
You: Swippy!!!!

by UzziBaby April 27, 2007

swippy

Forward motion of siping the anus

You: ready to get cleaned up
Patient: yeah I guess I am
You: (takes the body rag and starts to wipe the patients anus)
Patient: Wooah that's cold
You: Swippy!!!!

by UzziBaby April 28, 2007

Swipe the Poper

1) Middle English. Self-gratification through act of auto-stimulation.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.

"To the couple whose habit it is to swipe the poper at 730am, I'm impressed, it certainly shows class"

by wussyraji & the AuD March 25, 2008

Swifey

A loved one who is suffering from the swine flu

"oh swifey, you look so sick"
" I know. its the swineeeee"

by Miago/Othellie December 5, 2009