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swipeys

He's in jail cause he swipeys them.
by swipeys June 11, 2021
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swipeseeing

Combining “sightseeing” with “swipe.” Using dating apps like Tinder, Bumble or Hinge to look at profiles without the intention of ever “swiping right.”
“Now that I’m dating somebody, I just use Tinder to go swipeseeing.”
“I like to go swipeseeing whenever I’m back home to look at the profiles of people I went to high school with.”
by cuntasaur May 12, 2022
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swipey

slang word meaning penis, invented by famous rapper and hollywood star Stunna Boy Get Em.
ay cuh fuck you lookin at my swipey
by gatheringstorm February 27, 2022
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Swipestar

Probably the realest nigga to walk Earth.

Fun fact- yo girlfriend in his requests.
Dang girl there go swipestar”
by Swipestar September 2, 2021
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The Mexican Dong Swipers

In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.
Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.
by IScissorkickLatinos May 19, 2010
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Swipes

An all natural, flushable, and eco friendly personal hygiene wipe intended for adults to freshen up before and after intimate moments
I use swipes after sex to clean up the mess
by Ocean2811 September 27, 2011
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Swipey Swipey

Meaning to use a company credit card to fund ones own and friends recreational entertainment
I love selling stuff, I’ll buy you a round.
Who’s buying?
Oh don’t worry, swipey swipey can cover it
by Liamsan June 8, 2019
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