sberg

When someone makes an unreal call and the only reaction you can have is "Yo dude Sberggggg"

Tzvi: Anyone ever notice Carsberg Beer tastes Blended Horse pellets?

Shira: Sberg

by Bucketoftartersauce April 4, 2023

sergio time

Being very late after setting a time.

Yeah I can game at 6pm. (Sergio later arrives at 8pm, 6pm being sergio time)

by xraizu September 2, 2023

Sergen

It means Ehrenmann

Person A: "Pizza on your Neck?"
Person B:"ofc bro"
Person A: "what a Sergen mashallah"

by Fcbarcelona112 October 4, 2023

Thrill Sergeant

The title given to a person that commands another to attempt leisurely risky feats.

The Thrill Sergeant ordered the rookie bungee jumper to move to the edge of the diving plank.

by efewe August 31, 2010

taco sergeant

The dumb Mexican that leads illegal immigration across the US border. Usually dressed in a sombrero and bright green and red.

Taco Sergeant: Hola hombre, you need to make it across the border
White man: No you dirty Mexican. I'm legal, you should try it yourself

by Ihayechingchongsandniggers December 16, 2016

Crane Sergeant

One who must have left the army at the rank of sergeant major after single handedly detaining Noriega and become a crane operator with the army corps of engineers. In order to earn this prestigious title one must also “enjoy the taste of granny punani” and be pleased by getting “gummed”. Crane sergeant’s daily duties involve watching Judge Joe Brown, making multiple failed attempts at logging on a computer, drinking 3 cases of Mountain Dew from a foam and only a foam cup, eating pastry cakes, smoke 3 cigars, and occasionally running a crane. The Crane Sergeant usually bails at noon on the last day of the work week and sends terrible terrible GIF’s in group texts. In his off time he enjoys Miller light outside the holiday inn and closes out the night licking the truffle butter off grandma and blowing his load while receiving a blumpkin. No matter what anyone says he is our theodore

The Crane Sergeant told the repairmen how “she gummed me”!

“Listen Bitch” exclaimed the Crane Sergeant to the college girls rescued in Panama, “it ain’t gunna suck itself”

When asked if he wanted a Busch Light, the Crane Sergeant replied “I don’t drink Busch Light Bitch, I drink Miller Lite”

by GYHF34 November 6, 2019

typical sergio

when you want to specify, that you fucked anyones mother.

-bro, i had a typical sergio last night.
-damn boy, with whom?
-luis‘ ones.

by szumo_ April 23, 2020