striking cobra

the tail of the end of the turd which rests upon the 'links' of the entire turd and sticks up above the water of the toilet bowl and resembles the snake by which it is named.

Man, I took a shit the other day and it looked just like a striking cobra!!

by heidi anne April 25, 2006

stonking

Being completely wasted.

Fuck me I'm hungover. I was stonking last night.

by stonking January 5, 2010

striking oil

The definition of striking oil is when the dirty bitch go's on all fours and spreads her ass hole open and squirts a hell of a lot of lube up that ass. Then the horny mother fucker approaches the lubed up ass hole and plow that bitches hole until she makes a ummpphh sound and a whole lot of brown shit and lube squirts out of her ass hole like a fucking hose. Then you punch that bitch in the face and take a hot steamy shit on her face.

Dude I saw bobby striking oil with lafonda

Bro no way I finna wanna strike oil will you plow my ass

Dude fersure!

by DatHellarFunny September 16, 2011

going streaking

Running bye a random person and wiping your ass on them.

Kris and I are going streaking tonight downtown, anyone want to go?

by Butsanity July 11, 2017

Heat Stinking Missle

is when you take an object and thrust it into the "ecess" space in the triangular like shape formed when a person is in a sitting position on a chair and the two cheeks of the butt are visible. You must aim between the cheeks and thrust the object there.

Chris sits down in a chair, Stephen walks behind and quickly thrusts the object into the triangle zone causing an uproar in Chris's Anus.

by Windexter April 14, 2003

Ten on the floor stroking boar

It refers to when a truck driver has both feet on the gas pedal and has his/her chair all the way down and is masterbating while driving

“Is anyone driving that truck”
“The driver must be ten on the floor stroking boar”

by NiggaNumba7 January 15, 2020

striking oil

A Devious prank done by one male to another. It is done as the victim is sleeping on their back. You get naked from the waist down. Climb over said victim and hover your ass/choad/balls over there face, then smack them in the balls.

I'm totally striking oil on Jeff tonight! Yeah, but he's totally gonna kill you. I mean literally kill you man.

by Monknutz September 9, 2007